last night i had a dream that miley cyrus invited me to her house and sat me on her bed and had me watch gay porn which was really just naked people pouring sugarall over themlsevles
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
I see no way this could ever go wrong.
MY FRIEND HAS THIS BOOK AND HE BROUGHT IT TO SCHOOL THAT BOOK IS NO LONGER IN PRINT HE HAD TO PAY $80 FOR THAT BOOK AND ITS WORTH IT SO IF YOU FIND IT FOR $10 I WOULD HUY THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BOOK